I couldn't sleep and remembered an abandoned house where we used to sneak as kids.

It had a tall birch tree growing through the middle of the roof.

past bedtime

monkey business

three-pointer

Lisbon

bless this mess

let's go for a walk

bunny

house on the hill

hail satan

Nothing never happens

Do you know an István?
Please contact me with your favourite István story.


Big birthday boy

nothing never happens

mean 

Yellow 4th Wall

Porco Português 

Wet Detective

Having a staring contest in a interrogation room

A pig and a dog

Low 4

I keep misremembering the name of this flower, but I also prefer the misremembered version of it.

Lady of the Valley

A fun singing bear from the children's book I was working on some time ago.

Is there a though or emotion you'd like your child to repress so someone else can deal with it in the future? Let me know!

Fun singing bear

Hush hush 

I will never forget you Deknees

Fromy my upcoming novel "The Summer of Exfoliation"

Tasteful Erotica

Snail of Theseus

Ponky and Bron

I scream you's cream

Lovecake is a word

By Jove, I've got it (again)!

https://www.potato.horse/p/2Qd6JJITi7bLOuVXA4Gw69

Perfect Dog

Just a quick motivational poster to cheer up those waiting for some sun.

Adventure awaits

Based on https://twitter.com/WeirdMedieval/status/1598843304547713024 by @WeirdMedieval

Bless this mess

I really need a better plot than: "Some dude who keeps stepping on snails when walking the dog in the garden at night. Seems like he's too busy looking at his phone. He's reviewing his Portuguese conjugation flashcards. He's not very good at this. (not stepping on snails and conjugation)"

Posters for Imaginary Movies #1

Family time

Impostor

Balancing act

Tiny cinema

fomofomofofomofomofofomofomofofomofomofofomofomofofomofomofo

I contain multitudes

Turn that frown upside down

oh hi

Here comes the sun

Where the sidewalk ends

(Slavic) linguistic trivia #666: 

The word for "stale" in Polish is "czerstwy" (/chehrstveeh/ you can do it, I believe in you!).

It also means "vigorous" when referring to elderly men.

My grandfather was a baguette. Imagine the confusion during our family gatherings. I used to hate them as a kid, now I just miss the old loaf.

PS. Czech uses a similar word, but with the opposite meaning, hence the billboards advertising stale bread on the streets of Prague.


Old, but zesty

Pass the Dill

Let’s frolic 

Thursday Sunflowers

Fashion Friday

Not today satan 

Lemons

 Abort, retry, fail, boop

Lost butter

Rude Geese

Please tell me more

Sorry buddy

Jodie Foster Nut

Long ass week

Bad crowd

Helpful

"Polish" "humour"

I have not seen the show, but I have attended multiple OKR meetings

Emily in Paris: unofficial cover

https://open.spotify.com/track/1YcAQRuKsbB8hQ5zrJxVJb?si=b07c5fd68f794b0a

Sock holding a delicate flower

O boy o boy o boy

Romanian proverbs

Balls

No one’s pointing fingers,

Susans

The simple hedgehog

What if birds aren’t singing, they’re screaming

You are what you eat

Mr Sunshine

3 snakes who don't care

Dinosaurs

Inspired by the works of Scott Benson (@bombsfall) and his various copycats, if you excuse the pun.

Panic a cat

Can you smell clove cigarettes?

Brothers

spooky fedora

Black lodge Hippogriff

The future is now

That joke you wanted to tell, but didn't have the courage—he's there for you, with all the giggles you need.

Gigglesome unicorn

footfoot

Vanitas

Late night puritan

Aubergine relationship tips

Abraham Lincoln, slightly fucked

Birds of a feather

Timid Transylvanian

Dog thinking about a rat

Here's an anectode: long time ago the Polish pope would borrow my grandma’s horse when visiting the mountains. That’s the only remaining picture of Kasztanek (lil’ chestnut) we have. Happy times.